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i wish i was half as cool as zip line dog

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If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

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It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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…i’m listening.

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