cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

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I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.
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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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gamsee:

forevertheuke:

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

Real satellite imagery from NASA

We are killing out planet.

No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.

no thats our dying planet have some respect

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brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

image

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legalclouds:

I’m going to keep rebloging this until I GET IT DEEP INSIDE IN MY HEAD.

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girlchub:

currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute

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